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X is gathering rocks to throw at you

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ | Tags: Filtered Comments (14)

X is "in another castle, sorry Mario."

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X is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)

X is hiding under your bed.

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X is "in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"

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X is kind of a big deal.

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X is going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.

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X is not wearing pants.

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X is bringing sexy back.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (6)

X is out spoiling his liver.

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X is a disaster waiting to happen.

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X is fighting ninja's.

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X is coming to theater near you.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)

X is "never on schedule, but always on time."

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X is rewriting history.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-25-2007 23:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)

X is everything you're not.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-14-2007 21:21 by Lindz Comments (3)

X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)

X is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (7)

X is poking you with a spork

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 01:01 by Sabbathrabbit Comments (8)

X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric Comments (9)

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