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   messageicon REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 10:04 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
←Rate | 01-01-2011 01:02 by wendy rafferty Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon every time a toy breaks...an elf gets beaten..
←Rate | 12-13-2010 20:52 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once i'd like to write out a check in crayon..
←Rate | 12-29-2010 21:12 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or is anyone else forced to feed their evil dust bunnies that live under there bed??
←Rate | 11-11-2010 18:49 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:41 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon gastric bypass...gives new meaning to your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
←Rate | 11-15-2010 14:56 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever you do DO NOT look the bell ringers in the eye's...
←Rate | 11-18-2010 15:42 by wendy rafferty Comments (7)  


   messageicon ummmm...nothin like wild turkey for thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-22-2010 20:51 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a little kid I use to wait for Mrs. Butterworth to talk to me but she never did......I HATE HER
←Rate | 12-02-2010 17:09 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just found out that turning off all the lights in my house and pretending I'm blind does nothing for my boredom,so then I tried playing pictionary with my dog and cat but they're so STUPID!!
←Rate | 11-10-2010 17:05 by wendy rafferty Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like to spend my weekends at Burgerking pretending I'm on Man vs Food...
←Rate | 11-15-2010 20:48 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon hard at work trying to crate train my hamster but, he just doesn't get it...so ive decided to train him to use the litter box!!! and who better to teach him than my cat.....
←Rate | 11-14-2010 19:20 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to say here lately i've been very surprised that after clicking spell check I have no spelling errors...
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:34 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Living in Orlando makes me feel like I'm in a foreign country....which is PERFECT for Thanksgiving!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2010 22:29 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like everyone to know I am almost completely rehabilitated from picking my nose while driving. :)
←Rate | 11-20-2010 17:11 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs a ladder, when you have a chair...and some toes.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 21:25 by Wendy Rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon While driving yesterday, I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it......thanks a lot Mario Kart.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 17:09 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate getting wet...it always makes little animals pop out of my bac!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 23:08 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


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