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   messageicon The real St. Valentine was beaten, stoned and then beheaded...now that would make one hell of a Hallmark card...
←Rate | 02-13-2013 23:55 by the turk Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Cyber Monday...my pants are 75% off...
←Rate | 12-02-2013 11:46 by the turk Comments (0)  


   messageicon slept like an aircraft controller.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 13:59 by the turk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm turning my clock back to 1978...
←Rate | 11-03-2012 20:28 by the turk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think if they named all the huricanes after men, they probaably would never make it past the Virgin Islands...
←Rate | 08-27-2011 20:30 by the turk Comments (1)  


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