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   messageicon i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:20 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insomnia: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:31 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:51 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon I woke up at 3am naked and holding a watermelon.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:48 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you noticed you very rarely hear one liners about cocaine.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:17 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:21 by sellers Comments (1)  


   messageicon For a guy who isn't affected by gravity, I'm pretty down to earth
←Rate | 05-16-2010 12:28 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just seen the Facebook group: "I wish my laptop had unlimited battery".What, a plug?
←Rate | 05-10-2010 18:20 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon it tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:19 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a treadmill today.It's giving me a run for my money
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:44 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon chasing vodka with french fries
←Rate | 06-30-2010 01:17 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 10:29 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:46 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got water trapped in my ears after taking a shower.. It was a near deaf experience
←Rate | 05-24-2010 21:22 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:47 by sellers Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
←Rate | 05-26-2010 13:48 by sellers Comments (0)  


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