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   messageicon Im gonna get a bloodhound just so I know when to stay away from home once a month.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 03:53 by pfft Comments (0)  

   messageicon A blind man at a nudist colony is having more fun than me right now.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 03:53 by pfft Comments (0)  

   messageicon I┬ástarted tramp stamp collecting. What? Its a real hobby
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:12 by pfft Comments (0)  

   messageicon i like to follow random people, star their tweets and throw in a trophy then quickly unfollow them. makes me a twitter ninja
←Rate | 04-10-2012 06:09 by pfft Comments (0)  


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