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   messageicon As I write this I'm in an unmoving airport security line standing completely still in a stranger's fart.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 10:33 by manduh Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Happy Birthday! Hope your balls finally dropped! :)" - Things not to post on your ex-boyfriend's facebook page. Apparently.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 15:58 by manduh Comments (1)  


   messageicon Take the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on and you get your "I like to play dumb games" name.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 10:24 by manduh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know where you sign up to get a tee time at the Masters or is this some kind of invite only bulls***?
←Rate | 04-12-2011 15:57 by manduh Comments (0)  


   messageicon When trying on pants, even the most vile curse words very rarely make the pants change their mind and fit comfortably.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 09:31 by manduh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today almost had me pinned to the mat, but then I kneed its balls and now I'm pulling its tights up into its buttcrack.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 13:03 by manduh Comments (0)  



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