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   messageicon broke my personal record for not dying today
←Rate | 12-22-2011 22:47 by calistheman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been absolutely furious for no reason lately. Maybe I'll feel better if I find a good psychiatrist and beat him to death.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 13:37 by calistheman Comments (0)  


   messageicon i go through my "friends who are on chat" list and see whose on thinking to myself which ones I would have sex with
←Rate | 08-24-2011 22:19 by calistheman Comments (0)  



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