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   messageicon hates it when he asks someone a question and they start their answer with "Honestly?"......No! Please lie to me, that's what I was hoping for.....idiots!
←Rate | 02-04-2010 15:44 by Vitamin N Comments (2)  


   messageicon doesn't understand what the fascination is with Camping...You work hard all year to pay your Mortgage/Rent, only to spend your vacation pretending you're Homeless
←Rate | 05-13-2009 18:11 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man Fact: Even if a Man notices that another Man's fly is down, he will Never tell him out of fear of the follow-up question, "Why are you looking there?"....
←Rate | 10-04-2011 13:56 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembers when Vampires were Scary, not Sexy...
←Rate | 11-20-2009 12:42 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously, iPhone...Stop correcting all my 'F#CK"s to "DUCK"s. It makes my Strongly-worded texts sound Cute and Adorable...
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:44 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: "WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!"...
←Rate | 08-03-2012 14:55 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's funny that "LOL" has gone from meaning "Laugh Out Loud" to "I have Nothing Else To Say"
←Rate | 09-18-2009 13:08 by Vitamin N Comments (1)  


   messageicon learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros.....sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
←Rate | 07-30-2009 16:09 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon When times are Tough, you know who your Real Friends are. When times are Easy...you know who your Drinking Friends are!
←Rate | 01-18-2010 16:50 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders When did LuLuLemon become the preferred clothing line for overweight and out of shape people?
←Rate | 10-31-2009 11:15 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon has developed his own H1N1 Vaccine consisting of: NyQuil, Tylenol-3, Vodka, Rohypnol, Benadryl, OxyContin, Spiced Rum and a hint of Lemon. ---Directions: Drink One Full Glass every hour to Remove all Care and Worry about the H1N1 virus.....
←Rate | 11-02-2009 11:26 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Wife says I'm too Immature, and if I don't Grow Up it's going to erect a barrier between us .....Hee Hee Hee....Erect
←Rate | 10-20-2009 12:56 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Schizophrenic...and So am I
←Rate | 03-29-2010 19:47 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone stole all my Credit Cards but, I won't be Reporting it.....The Thief spends Less than my Wife did.
←Rate | 02-23-2010 11:53 by Vitamin N Comments (2)  


   messageicon started taking Gingko Biloba pills to improve his Memory...but, he keeps forgetting to take them!
←Rate | 07-30-2009 16:15 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Resistance is Not Futile...it's Voltage divided by Current
←Rate | 01-27-2012 12:11 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon iPad...for when you have your iPeriod
←Rate | 01-27-2010 16:39 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon YOLO - You Obviously Lack Originality
←Rate | 01-18-2013 18:02 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is Breast Cancer, be Aware of it.......There! Doesn't that promote Breast Cancer Awareness a lot better than writing the name of a Fruit or the Colour of your Bra as your Facebook status?!?
←Rate | 02-23-2011 14:47 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 17:42 by Vitamin N Comments (0)  


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