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   messageicon Looks like Chris Brown faked his community service. Guess he's trying to beat the system too.
←Rate | 02-06-2013 15:08 by ThomyG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Carnival Cruise's final failure: not having Planet Of The Apes actors on the dock to greet passengers.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 19:29 by ThomyG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Next time a fella says he wants to fight you just be like "Not in that outfit" and roller skate away.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 15:26 by ThomyG Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know what is worse than the riots in Baltimore......... Another Paul Blart movie.
←Rate | 04-29-2015 09:57 by Thomyg Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I could play golf with any celebrity, it would be Stephen Hawking. I would win by a landslide, assuming he doesn't play with a handicap.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 22:26 by ThomyG Comments (0)  

   messageicon New speculations have arose that the Pope is resigning after being Catfished into believing he had a girlfriend by the same guy as Mantiteo.
←Rate | 02-15-2013 19:28 by ThomyG Comments (0)  


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