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   messageicon No Matter what you do in life, always give 100%. Unless of course you are donating blood.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 11:14 by Thomas Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eagles give Vick $100M, 6-year contract. That is $700M, 42-year contract in dog years...
←Rate | 08-30-2011 10:02 by Thomas Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if the people that applaud Michelle Bachmann at the debates are the same people that voted for Sanjaya on American Idol.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 09:12 by Thomas Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kim Kardashian is filing divorce papers today. Is it proper etiquette for me to ask them to return the toaster I bought for them as wedding gift?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 14:12 by Thomas Wolf Comments (0)  

   messageicon n't it weird to think that while you read this, Glenn Beck is somewhere crying right now?
←Rate | 11-15-2011 10:54 by Thomas Wolf Comments (0)  


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