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   messageicon ...Justin Bieber is new spokesperson for Proactiv. No wonder he has his hair combed forward. His forehead must look like Courtney Love's ass.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 11:11 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon ...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:05 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jet Blue steward Steven Slater offered reality show to help people quit their jobs. I'm gonna bet it won't be the first pilot he's done!
←Rate | 08-17-2010 13:27 by the Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Montana Fishburne was a prostitue. Wow, a hooker AND a porn star! Or as Charlie Sheen would call her, “Perfect!”
←Rate | 08-08-2010 12:45 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chris Isaak may replace Simon on Idol. My vote is for Mel Gibson. How great will it be to hear him call a contestant a “c*nt, b*tch, wh*re?”
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:02 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woman claims Brett Favre texted her penisshots. At first he said he wasn't gonna do it, then he did, then wasn't going to again, then did…
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:40 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Wyclef Jean disqualified for Haitian Presidency. Hey, that's no fair! If we elected an unqualified black man, why can't they?
←Rate | 08-22-2010 16:30 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wyclef Jean to run for President of Haiti. That would be cool. Then he could totally start a band called The ReFugees.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:40 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hoff's singing is huge in Germany. He should be proud. Germans have always been known 4 their sound judgment
←Rate | 08-14-2010 20:11 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:08 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Artist makes portrait of Rachael Ray using Cheetos. Unfortunately, a ravenous Oprah devoured the entire thing while visiting the set.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:49 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Kim Kardash begs fan NOT 2 get surgery 2 look like her. Kim's right. Someone in porn shoulda begged Heidi Montag not 2 look like one of THEM!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 19:31 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Chelsea Clinton got married this past weekend. Great to see Chelsea grow from an awkward, homely child to an awkward, homely adult.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:48 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger Woods' golf game, marriage crumbles. I guess going from 120 holes down to 18 has been too hard an adjustment for him!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 19:50 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Justin Bieber to write memoir at 16. I hear his voice changes halfway through the audiobook when he goes thru puberty.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:44 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Brad Pitt may favor death penalty after BP oil spill. Says execs should hafta watch “Meet Joe Black” over & over til they kill themselves!
←Rate | 08-25-2010 22:17 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Playboy launches work-friendly website. Still be nude girls but on every other page will be a naked pic of Hef to reduce workers' erections.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:01 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16yr-old Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen says her bff is her vibrator. In creepier news, Justin Bieber says he won't leave home w/o his buttplug!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:04 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Tila Tequila denies sex tape rumors. Good. When most Asians talk about doggie-style it usually means how they want their dinner prepared!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 01:04 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon ...Ellen DeGeneres has left “American Idol.” Oh great, she quits the show where she DOESN'T dance like a retard.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 13:54 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


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