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   messageicon After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:37 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:33 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fact is, whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:25 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"
←Rate | 05-26-2011 07:07 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
←Rate | 07-27-2011 11:35 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only person I'm better than is the person I was yesterday.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 20:58 by Surge yarmolyuK Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:23 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 20:13 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:05 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she'd probably make an outfit out of them.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 14:08 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weird moment when somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 22:49 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say "If I disappeared, no one would notice" are wrong. Anyone who actually saw you vanish would be pretty freaked out.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:42 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst kind of human contact is "eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall when you're pulling up your pants" contact.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:55 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:57 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out "suns" upside down is still "suns"
←Rate | 06-30-2011 23:14 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best medicine in the world is a mother's hug
←Rate | 06-21-2011 19:54 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:07 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop chasing him. Stop turn around and see who's chasing you
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:50 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl in the street yelled to me "OMG!! Your so hot! I want you!!" Its true. You can ask Brad Pitt he was right behind me.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:10 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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