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   messageicon I saved a bunch of money on Valentines Day by switching to single.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 04:52 by Sky Comments (0)  

   messageicon So me && grandma go for a joy ride and I turn on the radio, she says" who in the devil is this?" I replyed Grandma, his name is 50 cent, she then said " well I'll give him a dollar to shut up!"
←Rate | 07-22-2011 17:30 by Sky Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies: Stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet.....Sweeping is your job.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 02:48 by Sky Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new facebook picture.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 14:39 by Sky Comments (0)  


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