Scmc1st Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Scmc1st': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon I like to sleep naked, so if there's any kind of emergency I immediately make it sexy...
←Rate | 01-02-2016 17:52 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just overheard this damn near 65 year old lady say, "I'm still single cuz I ain't met the right man yet." Thought to myself, "Oh, you gonna meet him soon. His name is Jesus..."
←Rate | 10-15-2015 18:11 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've dated a vegan and a vegetarian, and please believe me, they do put meat in their mouth...
←Rate | 01-25-2016 15:00 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon This lady called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a blouse. And y'all wonder why chivalry is dead?
←Rate | 01-07-2016 13:19 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 2016, if you're still liking your own posts, you should take your own fist and punch your own face...
←Rate | 01-02-2016 19:13 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why regret anything, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted...
←Rate | 12-28-2015 15:03 by Scmc1st Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left