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   messageicon Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra and many other problems !!!
←Rate | 03-02-2014 11:09 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this.
←Rate | 06-27-2014 14:25 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon How was I to know you were tying your shoelaces and not proposing?
←Rate | 06-11-2014 00:29 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon He died doing what he loved, not replying to my texts.
←Rate | 05-04-2014 14:52 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting.
←Rate | 05-04-2014 06:41 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I will just be a stripper." Then I remember I am fat and I can't dance.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 09:43 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Why do you hate me"? I say as I attempt to hold my cat like a baby
←Rate | 05-02-2014 09:36 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!
←Rate | 07-10-2014 21:56 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry, I thought we were at the swimsuit competition part of this job interview. Please hand me my towel.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 14:43 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loneliness is not getting your pets spayed or neutered so that you can have grandkids someday.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 12:32 by Sandy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Underestimate my crazy to activate my crazy.
←Rate | 04-10-2014 08:43 by Sandy Comments (0)  

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