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   messageicon Guy walks out of the restroom, Girl says:"Sir your garage door is open", Guy asks:"Did you see my Harley", Girl says:"No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires"
←Rate | 06-21-2011 17:19 by Rudi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got kicked out of the Casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:19 by Rudi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two women are sitting in church. One leans over and whispers to the other, "My butt is going to sleep". The other replies, "I know, I've heard it snore three times"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:43 by Rudi Comments (1)  

   messageicon I ate half a dozen cans of beans today all for nothing. Was I ever embarrased when I found out it's "Fat Tuesday" and not "Fart Tuesday"
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:09 by Rudi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I ate a fish burger at Sea World and it suddenly dawned on me that I could be eating a slow learner
←Rate | 07-07-2011 07:44 by Rudi Comments (0)  


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