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   messageicon I just finished reading "50 shades of Grey" by Sherwin Williams. I don't see what all the hype is about these paint broshures.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 12:20 by RAY Comments (0)  

   messageicon FREE LOTTERY ADVICE!!!! If tomorrow you find out you holding the winning ticket. (Before anyone finds out) call everyone you know let them you have an emergency and need to borrow $500. They will likely ignore you. This will come in handy in a few weeks w
←Rate | 01-12-2017 19:30 by Ray Comments (0)  

   messageicon n't it a coincidence that KFC came out with the Double Down Chicken Sandwich just days before 4/20? Come on, a stoner def came up with that! Two pieces of fried chicken, bacon, and cheese. Def stoner food.
←Rate | 04-20-2010 14:38 by Ray Comments (0)  


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