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   messageicon Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 02:23 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 02:02 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a fight with my shoelaces this morning. It ended up in a tie.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 00:34 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
←Rate | 01-13-2011 02:13 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 11:01 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever.
←Rate | 10-04-2013 01:23 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My husband understands that when we argue, and I say "Fine, do what you want." I really mean "If you do that, I will stab you in your sleep."
←Rate | 02-07-2011 00:46 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for solitaire.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 11:01 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.....
←Rate | 01-12-2011 02:28 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
←Rate | 01-13-2011 02:08 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?
←Rate | 01-12-2011 02:17 by RC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm amazed at the mileage my car is getting. I'm still running off the same tank of gas I bought last year!
←Rate | 01-01-2016 11:37 by RC Comments (0)  


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