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   messageicon pretty sure I can beat just about anyone up, I've seen the karate kid atleast 30 times
←Rate | 01-02-2011 16:12 by R Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're telling me that not one person in that entire club thought to hide in the closet?
←Rate | 06-14-2016 02:39 by R Comments (0)  

   messageicon My, what a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today...
←Rate | 10-26-2011 12:11 by R Comments (0)  

   messageicon Camera phones are an amazing invention for the convulsively bored
←Rate | 01-02-2011 16:14 by R Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♫ Twatwaffle ♫ is the new ♫ Hot Pocket ♫....sing that next time someone pisses you off and I guarantee you aren't going to be pissed for very long.
←Rate | 03-20-2010 18:48 by R Comments (0)  

   messageicon come to the conclusion that you don't BUY beer....you just rent it.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 03:06 by R Comments (4)  


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