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   messageicon Great, now I have to change my Halloween costume from Gadhafi to Zombie Gadhafi.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 10:26 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 15:42 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your Tapout shirt implies you will kick my a$$, but your fake tan says you want to do something else to my a$$
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:41 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a guy getting head in a phone booth. I couldn't believe it what I was seeing...I haven't seen a phone booth in years!
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:23 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry NBA players, Kim Kardashian will let you slam balls in her hole!
←Rate | 11-14-2011 15:50 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know guys, that Gadhafi picture just looks like Gene Simmons after a Kiss concert.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 11:26 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard you were voted "Most likely to suck seed."
←Rate | 10-20-2011 10:13 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that thinks Oscar The Grouch looks like a big pile of weed?
←Rate | 10-20-2011 22:37 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Snapple is made from "The Best Stuff On Earth" , then why isn't there a vagina floating around in my raspberry tea?
←Rate | 10-21-2011 12:12 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ultimate rejection is when your hand falls asleep while jacking off.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 15:05 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a ton of jail time by switching to Chris Brown!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 23:45 by Pig Benis Comments (0)  


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