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   messageicon Got home from work,, The Athlete in me said go bike 10 miles, but then the Couch Potato in me said, kick back, have a drink and turn on the boob tube.....
←Rate | 10-25-2012 17:58 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case Hurricane Sandy decides to double back to NC..... Always good to be prepared...
←Rate | 10-28-2012 18:22 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get tagged in a Yoga photo, please send the police, I have been kidnapped by some Zen extremists.........!!!!!
←Rate | 11-05-2012 19:08 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy at work today asked a silly question. He said what could be possibly be better than winning the lottery tonight?? I said that's easy,,, winning it one day after your Divorce becomes FINAL!!!!
←Rate | 11-28-2012 20:25 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just spent 15 minutes searching for the remote to my surround sound receiver.. Couldn't find it so in frustration I went up and manually pushed the power button. What is this world coming too????
←Rate | 01-16-2015 17:58 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im going to find that groundhog and kill him. ...
←Rate | 02-22-2015 11:07 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon High Wind Advisory for our area this evening. I wonder how the forecasters found out I had Mexican for lunch with refried beans???
←Rate | 01-30-2013 16:34 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shopping on the Total Wine website for some good wine, they have a lot of filter categories such as red/white, merlot/cabernet, california/italy, etc but the biggest one missing is Bottle/Box!!!!! Geez, What were they thinking.
←Rate | 06-27-2014 19:25 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently the Colorado and Washington girl scouts are adding a new brand or cookie for sale this year. Apparently its a cheeto's flavored brand called "Baker's delight."
←Rate | 12-09-2012 19:27 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon My plans on having a long extended vacation were dashed last night when my lottery tickets didn't hit....:( So its off to work I go tomorrow!
←Rate | 02-08-2015 18:41 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife asked me what I wanted for Valentines, I pointed to my head and asked her to read my mind... That was the last thing I remember before I woke up on the floor... She is good!!
←Rate | 02-14-2013 17:38 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife asked me if I liked Cranberry for Thanksgiving, I said that depends on what you serve it with. She said Turkey and Gravy? I said no silly, VODKA....!!! If looks could kill....
←Rate | 11-19-2012 20:32 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are there a whole lot of folks who get that stupid prompt to download the latest apple itunes and quicktime update 5 times a week??
←Rate | 10-05-2016 20:45 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife yelled my first, middle and last name this morning! Not sure if it was the dirty underwear left on the bathroom floor, the unmade bed, the dirty clothes by the bed, or the dirty dishes . I think I had better go run errands.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 09:42 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just thinking about how Notre Dame and most married men have a lot in common. How you ask, Bpth are always trying to score but not making it to the endzone often enough!!
←Rate | 01-08-2013 18:58 by Pete G Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching "Eternal Sunshine of the Perverted Mind" Ooops, I guess that is Spotless Mind.... Wonder where I got that Perverted from?????
←Rate | 02-11-2012 15:55 by Pete G Comments (0)  


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