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   messageicon After Drinking- Men talk unnecessarily,become emotional,drive badly,stop thinking, fight for nothing & make mountains out of molehills. Hats Off to Women.They can do all this without DRINKING!!!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 12:47 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon I said "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. a normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"
←Rate | 08-23-2011 09:44 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon I recently visited a mental asylumn, and I asked the director "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I sa
←Rate | 08-23-2011 09:43 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon OMG Starbucks is raising the cost of coffees/lattes by another 10 cents..I cant afford it anymore!!!!!!!!! $ 4.50 was the highest I could pay !!!!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 12:40 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon A smart man never interrupts his wife.....when she is......... cooking cleaning and doing laundry!
←Rate | 08-22-2011 15:49 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon TSA has announced Nude scanning . Now women have to diet not only for swim wear but going to the airport too!
←Rate | 08-22-2011 16:24 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last year I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person . He sends me a note today "She is your Facebook friend_ you have her already" !
←Rate | 12-19-2011 15:45 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't forget to put the word "organic" in your sex life................Dammmit...I mis-spelt it yet once again!!!!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 01-05-2012 12:41 by Pat Giovanni Comments (0)  


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