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   messageicon Most common lie used by women.... "I dont usually do this the first night"
←Rate | 10-14-2011 16:49 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should cease calling them ski masks, because really only robbers wear them.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 10:01 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, in case we get caught... lets get our stories straight
←Rate | 10-14-2011 16:37 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 reasons why I'm not a pimp. I remember birthdays, I give rides to the airport, I lend money to people, I relax on sundays and I have a horrible backhand..
←Rate | 10-12-2011 20:07 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon We cannot allow gays to marry! It would destroy the sanctity of our prestigious divorce rate.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 13:01 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im starting to think my dog is a spy... she has simply seen too much
←Rate | 10-27-2011 12:39 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captain dislike came through and hated all the funny things he cant come up with... some one get the bad news bear some f**kin honey
←Rate | 10-14-2011 17:36 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon im just grading some cheese...
←Rate | 10-12-2011 23:21 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


   messageicon why buy a 6-pack when you can buy a 12-pack, why buy a 12-pack when you can buy a 24-pack.... screw it, I'm gettin a handle of jack
←Rate | 10-14-2011 17:01 by OsamaBinDead Comments (0)  


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