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   messageicon A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gravity, is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Magnetism , Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 20:23 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:38 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 03:32 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "A minute can seem such a long time . . . depending on which side of the bathroom door your on :)
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:35 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gotta [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to make you Holler
←Rate | 12-28-2009 10:04 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Hot!!
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:51 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:23 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then-we elected them.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:39 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:36 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does power cleaning the whole house in 6 hours qualify for a medal in the Olympics today? just askin'....
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:09 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got a brand new attitude, and I'm gonna wear it tonight
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:12 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: 36% of Witches are indicating it is cold out.....
←Rate | 10-13-2012 10:53 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes walking like George Jefferson will burn 1000 calories a day
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:05 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not an old movie if you haven't seen it.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 17:40 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
←Rate | 11-02-2009 23:34 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you realize that a fine is a tax for doing wrong and a tax is a fine for doing well?
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:08 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gray hair is God's Graffiti.... Then the Big Guy's been scribbling all over my melon like a newbie gang initiate.
←Rate | 01-31-2010 15:18 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry if you think you're crazy, even the tall oak trees were once nuts.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 11:40 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon your eye's sparkle like a bass boat in the sunshine.....
←Rate | 01-20-2011 18:37 by Mr Craig Comments (1)  


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