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   messageicon Cop: Turn around Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Cop: Turn around! Me: Every.. *gets tased*
←Rate | 05-08-2017 08:10 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 07:05 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wondering if you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?
←Rate | 02-06-2017 14:25 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon This white girl took me home last night. She wanted me to prove to her what they say about black guys is true....so I stabbed her and took her purse.
←Rate | 02-18-2012 13:14 by Mike c Comments (1)  


   messageicon Mick jaggers performance was so late in the evening because they had to wait for the sun to go down so he could rise from his coffin.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 23:21 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dick Clark died?? Man I really dropped the ball on that one!!.....too soon?
←Rate | 04-22-2012 01:17 by Mike c Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about that chimp that tore that womans face off....but I gotta say chris browns attack really didnt leave rihanna that bad.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 00:48 by Mike c Comments (0)  


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