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   messageicon Mother's Day, the celebration after those three little words..."I am late."
←Rate | 05-08-2011 18:43 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am the guy that you never want to leave alone in the control room, I will always hit the red button.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 12:04 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching "The Voice" and can't help but think that Cee Lo looks like Carl Winslow.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 00:25 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh good, now we can SEE the years haven't been good to that person we haven't talked to since high school...thanks Mark!
←Rate | 07-06-2011 14:01 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon Would like to rename "obese" to "Dyslexic Anorexia"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:30 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering who put a quarter in the hillbilly...shut up already.
←Rate | 04-24-2010 07:05 by Mike D Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever wake up to an alarm and hit the alarm clock and the sound doesn't shut off...so you keep smacking it and just before you throw it against the wall you realize that it is your phone? That was me yesterday...
←Rate | 06-02-2012 15:27 by Mike D Comments (0)  


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