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   messageicon I met a woman on a dating site that said she was high maintenance when I finally saw her it looked more like she was in need of major repairs
←Rate | 06-13-2014 14:07 by Michael F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went to the sperm bank but I left. Too many jerkoffs.
←Rate | 06-05-2014 12:59 by Michael F Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the AC went out in game 1 of the NBA Finals. Spurs won. I guess The Heat couldn't take the heat.
←Rate | 06-06-2014 10:00 by Michael F Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sister just walked in from the pool wearing her new bathing suit...a dyed black parachute.
←Rate | 06-06-2014 15:57 by Michael F Comments (0)  


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