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   messageicon video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:11 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vending machines are so homophobic. Sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you...
←Rate | 03-06-2012 21:06 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon If zombies ever attack just go to costco, they have concrete walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a costco membership card
←Rate | 12-04-2011 12:57 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were to combine all the holidays, you'd eat turkey, give presents, hide eggs, light fireworks, and dress like a sIutty nurse all in the same day.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 21:02 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na
←Rate | 02-27-2012 16:43 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason why your girlfriend likes your d!ck, it because her momma told her to enjoy the little things in life
←Rate | 11-08-2011 15:41 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna tell a midget joke.. but I thought that would be kinda low.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 19:19 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 06:56 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year..
←Rate | 12-25-2011 21:48 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


   messageicon If weed was legalized the number of annoying stoners would mutiply faster than a asian kid at a math contest.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:47 by Mc Nutsack Comments (0)  


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