Matt_Munzo Funny Status Messages

   Happy Thanksgiving ya'll! Don't forget to set your scale forward 45 lbs. ahead

   I don't know why hospitals need to advertise. It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead...

   Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "Save Trees" on them...

   I really hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career...