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   messageicon Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:50 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too sick to get out of bed, the batteries in the remote control died while channel surfing, and now the TV is stuck on a SpongeBob SquarePants marathon. Oh death, where is thy sting?
←Rate | 11-03-2012 16:47 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember it's Sunday. No clever, sarcastic, or intellectual humor. The mouth breathers won't "get" them.
←Rate | 03-10-2013 12:12 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish...if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 06:27 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 13:55 by Man With Brains Comments (0)  


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