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   messageicon Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein's forehead would have been far less noticeable.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 05:53 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holiday Tip #236: When hosting a covered dish holiday dinner where everyone brings something, never put a skinny person in charge of desserts.
←Rate | 11-29-2013 18:19 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Um...Food Network? Um, could you have a program that shows folks how to make fried chicken, meat loaf, mashed potatoes and things like that? Some of us don't like Duck's A$$ in Radicchio and Lobster Nutsack Glaze.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 08:36 by MC Fazzerino Comments (2)  


   messageicon I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff.
←Rate | 12-18-2012 09:09 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon High School Reunions: Trying to replicate that which was never so great to begin with.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 06:53 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No. I'm an a$$hole."
←Rate | 12-18-2012 12:52 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon In further keeping with the new American tradition of ruining holidays by starting them early and hurrying them along...I put up all my Christmas decorations yesterday, and took them back down this morning.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 10:14 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official. Yahoo Answers has surpassed the US Government as the all time record holder in not being able to accurately answer a simple question.
←Rate | 10-16-2013 15:10 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
←Rate | 09-30-2013 09:50 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at, "Hello." You lost me at, "I have a cat."
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:44 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look..I'm not trying to be difficult...it actually comes easy to me.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 11:41 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being single sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever I want.
←Rate | 10-25-2012 14:23 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon And so my friends, this week rings in the 2013 holiday season. Everyone can now begin the time tested, seasonal tradition of turning into complete lunatics.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 13:58 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, no....when I Poked you on facebook, it wasn't a friendly tap on the shoulder. It was thinly veiled suggestion for my wanting to f**k your brains out.
←Rate | 01-14-2014 14:52 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I attend a wedding, to truly celebrate the anticipated short duration of the marriage, I throw Minute Rice.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 13:11 by MC Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of, "Who won?" The most frequently asked question at Super Bowl 48 will be, "Hey, are you gonna eat the rest of those nachos?"
←Rate | 01-20-2014 10:40 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with us guys, is that we'd rather go for the hot chick rather than the cool one...
←Rate | 08-26-2013 13:07 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday. What a horrible way to start the week.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 10:11 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon Music is no longer an art. It has become a commodity. As far as entertainment goes these days, there's very little difference between listening to music and buying wheat.
←Rate | 05-02-2014 19:36 by Mc Fazzerino Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to slip into something more comfortable...you.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 11:56 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  



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