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   messageicon Life is a comedy for those who think, a tragedy for those who feel, and a pie eating contest for me
←Rate | 12-14-2011 21:10 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technically, I don't really go to bed. I just give up on the day.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 21:09 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I get to know other people, the less I hate myself.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 21:08 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon How you get sleepy after crying, It's like your mind is telling you, “you've suffered enough, it's time to shut down for a bit.”
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:26 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don`t flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 21:06 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're happy and you know it...I'll have whatever it is you're drinking! :P
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:00 by lauren moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Singing passionately in the shower, pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower, not so much.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:05 by lauren moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never tell your woman shut up... just tell her that her lips are sexy when they are closed...
←Rate | 11-27-2011 10:44 by lauren moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 21:05 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need audio of crickets chirping on my phone so I can play after someone I don't like says a bad joke.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 21:45 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was stopped 4 speeding! The officer got out of her car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.I replied "Got here as fast as I can". she laugh and let me go!
←Rate | 12-11-2011 20:36 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, Occifer - I don't know how fast I was going (hiccup), but you caught me so obviously I was not going fast enough!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:01 by lauren moro Comments (0)  


   messageicon we spend the money we don't have, to buy the things we don't need, to impress the people we don't like.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:27 by Lauren Moro Comments (0)  



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