Kat Funny Status Messages

   Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

   I'm not calling it....but I don't think Sir Mix-a-lot is really a knight.

   Anyone in Detroit with muscles think you can help me unscrew this part in my car? I've been at it for like 20 minutes and it won't budge