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   messageicon still doesn't understand what the hell I'm supposed to do with the white crayon…
←Rate | 01-09-2010 08:59 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe, just maybe, the guy that was in charge of designing the Mayan calendar just died when he got to December 2012 and nobody else felt like continuing it because they were like, "why the hell were we planning that far ahead anyway?".
←Rate | 01-03-2012 00:09 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Single-Awareness Day!
←Rate | 02-14-2010 01:01 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon The government closed Megaupload and Piratebay.org might be next.. But life goes on.. We will always find a way.. Mark my words.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:30 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why I always feel like I have to press the Enter Key really hard and noisy??
←Rate | 04-21-2010 06:42 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon The witch in Hansel and Gretel, she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house, and these brats come along, and start eating it.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 21:19 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two rules for success: #1. Don't tell all you know.
←Rate | 01-15-2010 07:10 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am sick of USA blaming their presidents for everything! Help yourselves people! You elected him to be your leader not as your nanny!!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 00:24 by Julius Andres Comments (6)  


   messageicon Maybe if the Spaniards hadn't wiped them all out, the Mayans would have completed their f*cking calendar!
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:09 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is not fastfood if you keep me waiting for 20 minutes for a damn burger!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 21:04 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon "my #1 New Year's Resolution is to make sure that my New Year's Resolution list does NOT expire in about a month.."
←Rate | 12-30-2009 10:10 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy International Women's day to all the ladies!! Now MAKE ME A SANDWICH BEEYOTCH!
←Rate | 03-08-2012 06:37 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the simplicity of 90s.. I also miss the fact that artists in the 90s actually got "talent".
←Rate | 01-18-2011 20:43 by Julius Andres Comments (2)  


   messageicon Like if you thought you hit "Tab" and you typed your password at the Username tab for everyone to see!
←Rate | 01-31-2011 11:25 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon The list of artists featured in MTV Unplugged in 2011 up to the present tells you what kind of singers we have nowadays.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 12:02 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so lazy I have to Google search "Facebook" just to go to their website.
←Rate | 04-22-2012 10:19 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do Koreans fight among themselves? It must be hard because they all look alike so nobody knows who to shot whom.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 22:50 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you seen the new Friendster? You can now log in using your Facebook account! Like WTF? Hahaha!
←Rate | 07-21-2011 02:11 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


   messageicon For my new year's resolution I will think of a password other than “password”
←Rate | 12-31-2009 00:13 by Julius Andres Comments (0)  


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