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   messageicon A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
←Rate | 11-05-2010 12:28 by Jerry Comments (1)  

   messageicon Wow, as it turns out you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sending a big SORRY out to that lady at the Waffle House from this morning. I was just trying to help!
←Rate | 10-08-2011 19:45 by Jerry Comments (0)  

   messageicon Programmed a random destination into my GPS this morning, and just drove all around today making her recalculate my route. I suspect vulgarity soon, or she'll just stop talking to me.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 18:58 by Jerry Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone needs to brew a great beer and call it “Roses”! That way when you show up at your ladies door with a card and a dozen roses, you know at least you're going to have a great time!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 14:02 by Jerry Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG
←Rate | 01-19-2017 06:28 by jerry Comments (0)  


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