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   messageicon I surprised the Avon Lady when I came to the door naked. She was more upset that I knew where she lived.
←Rate | 02-13-2015 15:22 by JM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm kinda the dark, handsome type. If it's DARK, I'm handsome.
←Rate | 02-06-2015 18:08 by JM Comments (0)  

   messageicon The CIA has admitted spying on the Senate Intelligence Committee. They didn't find any.
←Rate | 08-02-2014 17:30 by JM Comments (0)  


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