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   messageicon I don't have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
←Rate | 08-29-2012 10:13 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not ALL of B EGO's shtuff is funny, but I've seen quite a few good ones from him. We all bomb once in a while. :)
←Rate | 08-17-2012 00:40 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Homeless sign would say: "Ninjas killed my family! Need money for kung-fu lessons!"
←Rate | 09-26-2012 03:06 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a cheerio!
←Rate | 01-26-2013 02:44 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My coffee doesn't talk to me, and my Rice Krispies are telling me to do some weird s hit, so I'll let vodka make most of my decisions.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 12:12 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally met someone that used the words, "Cray, Cray". Where do I put the body? My yard is full.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 12:00 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are in the top 1% of Government handouts, Obama, supporter! I command you to give me 60% of your handout and pay your fair share!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 02:48 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a professional pilot, but I can wear a pair of aviator glasses and helicopter my wiener in the front yard for like 3 hours straight! :-D
←Rate | 02-19-2014 22:53 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Public Restrooms, Please loosen the spindle for your TP. NOONE likes wiping their a$$ with a handful of confetti! Sincerely, Gotta Poop!
←Rate | 08-10-2012 14:58 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey Boo-Boo endorsed Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Was that so momma could buy their paint chips on a snap card?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:40 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing I'd like to do is see what I could get for it on Craigslist
←Rate | 12-04-2012 11:57 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a recipe has more than 5 ingredients in it, I'm not makin' it. Because, weed & lazy.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 11:55 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time that hoe inside my G.P.S. gives me wong directions I pimp slap her with the mute button. :-D
←Rate | 09-07-2012 19:43 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Good thing Tesco doesn't serve hot dogs.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 22:09 by Interstate Cowboy Comments (0)  


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