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   messageicon I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work
←Rate | 05-06-2017 21:54 by Glenn M Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just put my phone on airplane mode and it dragged me out of my seat
←Rate | 04-19-2017 21:30 by Glenn M Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its so hot outside, the little devil that sits on my shoulder trying to be a bad influence just jumped off my shoulder and started digging his way back to hell.
←Rate | 07-15-2017 17:55 by Glenn M Comments (0)  

   messageicon In school I was always the teachers pet. I was like a pet cat though. They just woke me up when it was time to eat.
←Rate | 04-17-2017 21:12 by Glenn M Comments (0)  

   messageicon They say there is light at the end of the tunnel. I think the bulb might be blown
←Rate | 04-19-2017 21:32 by Glenn M Comments (0)  


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