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   messageicon I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, “At least they picked me”
←Rate | 07-26-2014 08:26 by DudeSays Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her “I need attention” Facebook picture.
←Rate | 07-26-2014 08:28 by DudeSays Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want the equivalent of an e-cigarette for alcohol so I can do it at work. Get on that scientists!
←Rate | 07-26-2014 08:31 by DudeSays Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have tonight off so if anyone’s free let’s go somewhere and look at our phones together.
←Rate | 07-26-2014 08:25 by DudeSays Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s amazing how many people are allergic to gluten, peanuts, and facts.
←Rate | 07-26-2014 08:29 by DudeSays Comments (0)  



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