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   messageicon Now remember kids, if anyone ever offers you drugs, say 'Thank you', cause drugs are expensive.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 18:49 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like Snowflakes, If you pee on them they disappear.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 20:40 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm not lazy. i'm just highly motivated to not do anything.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 00:43 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hate you, I just hope your next period starts in a shark tank.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 20:27 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet Coke.
←Rate | 11-20-2011 21:30 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  


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