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   messageicon Hot girls always have their statuses "like"d by dozens of people no matter how stupid the statuses may be.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 01:42 by DB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someday I want to be rich enough where I can do things like accidentally drop my new cell phone into a public toilet and not even consider fishing it out.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 16:40 by DB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eminem is the only man in the world who could make fun of Taylor Swift without her writing a song about it."
←Rate | 08-30-2012 14:59 by DB Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're married and that's great but just so ya know I'm more jealous of the bachelor down the street who has no kids and own's three dogs."
←Rate | 01-11-2013 04:41 by DB Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Like"ing a comment is as good as a conversation terminator as "LOL".
←Rate | 12-27-2010 00:18 by DB Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have renamed the Victoria's Secret Wonder Bra to the Victoria's Secret Wendy's Bra, because I know when it's real.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 01:41 by DB Comments (0)  


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