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   messageicon Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........
←Rate | 10-29-2010 15:00 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon when judging someone for falling down remember someday you may need them to help you up.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 03:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remembering how easy life was in kindergarten. As long as you had the biggest box of crayons and the coolest lunch box you ruled the school......
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:09 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son has been sitting at the computer for so long I almost watered him today..........
←Rate | 05-23-2010 00:17 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon When god created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again.....
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:03 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wants to find something else for my dryer to eat besides one of every sock.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 03:11 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remembers the dude that answered his door in sweats and a motley crue tshirt who forgot it was Halloween? He rumages through his cupboards and out of guilt gives you 10 pop tarts and a tube of pringles...........Halloween Jackpot.........
←Rate | 10-27-2010 00:26 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween and handed out candy..........
←Rate | 10-19-2010 23:32 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thinks it is amazing how a spider the size of my thumbnail can make a woman move faster then Bruce Lee on steroids and scream louder then a horror flick chick.....
←Rate | 06-03-2010 21:21 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Ones who make things happen, ones who watch things happen, and ones who wondered what happened.....
←Rate | 05-13-2010 19:07 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering If I can get a clock that tells woman time. You know, "be back in a minute"=1-2hours. " be right there"=anywhere between 25 to 45 minutes. and of course the imfamous, "Lets just stop by and say hi."= 6hours plus. And last but not least, "just
←Rate | 08-03-2010 23:04 by Corey C Comments (8)  


   messageicon best friend....someone who walks in with a flashlight when life is the darkest....
←Rate | 01-30-2012 21:30 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 3 kinds of people in the world. One is the solution to the problem, one is the problem, while the other is wondering what was the problem???
←Rate | 07-23-2010 00:32 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did 4000 eyelid lifts today.......I am tired. time for bed.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 03:00 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can get one person to smile then your day was worth while.............
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:38 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon got to the bottom of the mountain of laundry and found my favorite sock I thought the dryer ate. Raising both fists in the air and giving a Gladiatorial roar of victory I soon discovered I washed my wallet.....
←Rate | 10-20-2010 22:26 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear lady in the store yelling at your child, take a time out and comb the snakes in your hair, it is time for you to defeat the kraken
←Rate | 04-12-2011 02:14 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Captain Crunch. Your little squares are tasty little morsals of joy and happiness. But eating a pile of gravel from my yard would be less painfull. Please work on that.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 22:06 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken
←Rate | 04-22-2010 02:09 by Corey C Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thought about staying home from work today but then I remembered the thousands of people on welfare are depending on me, I owe I owe its off to work I go.....
←Rate | 05-04-2010 01:12 by Corey C Comments (0)  



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