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   messageicon My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
←Rate | 05-17-2014 07:00 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: No. I just lay there.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 12:12 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm me. I like me. It took me a while to realize it, but I have no other choice. I'm stuck with myself.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 10:00 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have 250 mutual friends with this one guy on facebook. The weird thing is that I like all of them way better than him.
←Rate | 02-20-2013 12:55 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no such thing as a Chubby "Chaser"...chubby folks can't run very fast.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 10:22 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sick of women who label themselves as a BBW. All of you who say you're a BBW are just Big Bodied Whales. Stop trying to make yourself feel better for being 5'5 and 200 lbs by saying you're a big beautiful woman.
←Rate | 04-16-2013 13:53 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't I be like the other guys that I know, and just be happy with an ugiy f@t girl?
←Rate | 02-21-2013 09:14 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing hotter than a f@t girl in stockings. Not appearance wise, I'm talking temperature.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 09:59 by Choot Choot Comments (0)  


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