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   messageicon Happy Independence Day! Our founding fathers fought hard to give us the freedom to blow shit up...... Make them proud!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2013 15:12 by CaptJJack Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful MILFs out there!
←Rate | 05-12-2013 03:37 by CaptJJack Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was dating a Siamese twin but she caught me screwin her sister behind her back
←Rate | 07-04-2012 00:48 by CaptJJack Comments (0)  

   messageicon My life's an open Facebook
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:32 by CaptJJack Comments (0)  

   messageicon God created the Orgasam so women could whine when they're happy too
←Rate | 07-04-2012 00:29 by CaptJJack Comments (0)  


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