CChild Funny Status Messages

   Double-fisted- when you're so drunk, you forget you had a full beer and order another one.

   Charlie Sheen is releasing his own cologne called Winning. I hear it smells like cocaine, rum, and hookers.

   Does this Senate Bill 5 have anything to do with a foot long sub?

   God, when I said make it rain on me, what I meant was shower me with money like a stripper, not the weather

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