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   messageicon I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:57 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so clever sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:36 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you never seen it with your own eyes, or heard it with your own ears. Don't think it in your tiny brain, and spread it with your big mouth.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 09:04 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like going to mcdonalds and ordering a egg mcmuffin and a mcchicken just to see what comes first.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 20:56 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife's filthy habbits disgust me, just yesterday I went to piss in the sink and it was still full of dirty dishes.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 16:15 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think some people should have two Facebook pages. One for each face.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 08:50 by Brafty Crastard Comments (0)  


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