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   messageicon If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 21:07 by Average JOE Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size pistonAnd it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so tempermental."
←Rate | 04-10-2011 18:11 by Average joe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dont ever tell someone you'll do something when pigs fly........cause cops ride in helicopters now.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 23:16 by average joe Comments (0)  

   messageicon I used to love to give pretend shots with a mechanical pencil
←Rate | 08-07-2011 23:09 by Average Joe Comments (0)  


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