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   messageicon I've got two chickens to paralyze!!! - Eddie Money
←Rate | 11-16-2013 19:10 by Audrey J Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a girl. A girl who is standing before a man who is standing before another woman in front of another man at Taco Bell.
←Rate | 11-16-2013 17:35 by Audrey J Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Luke, I am your father." - Darth Vader, after he found out Luke has money.
←Rate | 11-16-2013 22:32 by Audrey J Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided I no longer want to be an adult....if you need me I will be in my blanket fort with my coloring book, etch-a-sketch, lite brite, speak-n-spell, and my sit-n-spin. Best. Toys. Ever. This is gonna be off the hook!
←Rate | 11-23-2013 21:08 by Audrey J Comments (0)  


   messageicon I play this awesome drinking game where I take a shot at every red light...and this is why I'm not allowed to adopt children.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 02:29 by Audrey J Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no difference between a camel and a moose...unless you're looking at their toes and their knuckles.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 02:31 by Audrey J Comments (0)  



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