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   messageicon Everytime I see a guy with a shark teeth necklace I think..."There goes the world's most bad ass toothfairy"
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:20 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon whenever i'm bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!
←Rate | 07-09-2011 01:35 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon i'm not a stalker I just like impromptu games of follow the leader...... to their house
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:33 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I see a female sword swallower I think ...... she use to have a black boyfriend
←Rate | 07-09-2011 05:14 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon i'm going to open a asian restauraunt on a boat and call it the Thai-tantic
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:16 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think we need to send our prayers out to the real victim of Amy Winehouse death..... her dealer , that dude just lost a lot of business
←Rate | 07-23-2011 19:12 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon Asia-Vu the feeling you've seen that Asian person before
←Rate | 07-09-2011 05:02 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon sometimes when I bleed I pretend I just had a red Gatorade and that i'm just sweating like a pro
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:31 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pepsi and Coke the Crips and bloods of the cola world
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:37 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you have never given yourself troll hair while taking a bath .. then you probably don't have a soul
←Rate | 07-09-2011 05:10 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon just saw George Washington advertised for deadliest warriors I think they're running out of warriors
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:47 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon 4 out of 5 turtles are Ninjas
←Rate | 07-09-2011 05:11 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person
←Rate | 07-19-2011 16:53 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not your Father but I can be your friend ( Heavy breathing ) - Step-dad Darth Vader
←Rate | 07-09-2011 02:48 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon i think my Yogurts haunted ...... Paranormal Activia
←Rate | 07-09-2011 05:12 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  

   messageicon Regular hobos live in a card board box Greek mythology Hobos live in Pandora's box
←Rate | 07-11-2011 15:33 by @trav_is_lindsay Comments (0)  


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