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   messageicon Fact: Men that drink wine coolers increase their chances of getting a yeast infection by 99.9999%.
←Rate | 06-27-2014 07:39 by @Smokepuff4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was holding my girlfriend's hair as she was puking and she farted at the same time. We broke up because I couldn't stop laughing.
←Rate | 04-26-2014 17:17 by @smokepuff4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you sleep naked after jerking off without washing up...make sure you don't put your thumb in your mouth.
←Rate | 09-10-2013 21:13 by @Smokepuff4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting high on life has never helped me get a handjob in a toilet stall.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 22:43 by @Smokepuff4 Comments (0)  



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